BOTR010 - Boy Snacks C24
This hot pop is defined by its bubble fresh! Have you met the body butter?? It’s too delish for this guy!! Boy Snacks for President! Tres chic Vice Prez interior design guru x-Glam Smith shows up to work on her hoverscooter ~ she works at ESPN as a very VIP sporters reporter when she isnt trailblazing w/ her PTA meeting cuties! Boy Snacks is a diva but he’s great!! I heard he gets tipsy on champagña to make this stuff but you cant really trust People magazine these days ~ LOL! Boy Snacks C24 features fruit gushin’ slammers like “Kiwi Melon,” “4G Kush,” and “401(k)-hole”!

Limited edition of 50 cassette tapes w/ download code
Art layout/ design by Boy Snacks

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BOTR009 - Macintosh Plus :: “Floral Shoppe” C44
Imagine the aphrodisiacal scents present inside this boutique - the wafting air permeates the room with a sticky sweet fragrance borne of yearning buds and vibrant blossoms. Mesmerizing and captivating in its slow burning brilliance, “Floral Shoppe” sees the enigmatic entity behind this project and Laserdisc Visions employing structural sleight of hand and chakra cleansing frequencies with aplomb and finesse. Macintosh Plus subverts minds to heal hearts with her freshly manicured bouquet of love stoned tunes rendered impervious to wilting or fading by nature of their own inherent luminosity.

Limited edition of 100 cassette tapes w/ download code
Contains bonus tracks exclusive to cassette release
Art layout/ design by Macintosh Plus

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Obviously our most practical ‘release’ to date. Not only does it pay tribute to your favorite freaky imprint, it also does a killer job of keeping your beverage of choice cold. Ideal for use at the beach, on a boat, or in your own abode. These snug-fitting thermal koozies have been handsomely decorated with the Beer On The Rug logo on both sides!

For those unfamiliar with state of the art koozie technology, features are as follows: Keeps cans and bottles free of condensation. Maintains beverage temperature. Collapses quickly and easily for storage when not in use.

Colors as follows: royal blue w/ white ink, ruby red w/ black ink, white smoke w/ black ink, jet black w/ white ink, indigo w/ white ink, forest green w/ white ink. Please specify koozie color preference in PayPal notes.


We are psyched to share with you the first ever batch of Beer On The Rug tees! Emblazoned with our logo and lovingly screen printed by hand w/ electric sky blue and lavender ink on silvery grey 100% certified organic cotton - these shirts are ultra soft/ light and limited to only 30!


BOTR008 - Dolphin Tears :: “Reflections On Waterfront Property” CDR
Having effectively defeated the leather clad junkies, our humble navigator begins the arduous journey back to a palacial lair that just so happens to be the Casino Gardens. Bryan Ferrari allays all anxieties on this recording with a crystal clear meditation on the stillness of quiet waters and the quiet mind. Recorded live to magnetic tape armed with a Casio SK-1 in August of 2011 at Squeezel’s Lab. Preview

Limited edition of 30 deluxe CDR packs (w/ poster)
Art layout/ design by Bryan Ferrari

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BOTR007 - Napolian / Computer Dreams c36
Synth-funk wiz kid Napolian takes the reins on the bombastic A-side of this split jammer while screensaver cruiser Computer Dreams ghost rides the whip into a jilted PC world on the flip. Here’s your soundtrack for a lucid trip through space with a gun and synth in the backseat.

Limited edition of 100 tapes w/ digital download code
Art layout/ design by Paul Browning

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BOTR006 - Laserdisc Visions :: “New Dreams Ltd.” c30

The limited edition c30 is an alternate edition of Laserdisc Vision’s “New Dreams Ltd.” featuring bonus tracks plus a re-organized version of the original release, remastered and enhanced for fluent end-to-end listening.

Limited edition of 60 tapes
Art layout/ design by Laserdisc Visions

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BOTR005 - C V L T S :: “Theta Distractions” c20
Theta Distractions c20 marks C V L T S first release on their newly created label and serves as an aural document of pure energies captured within a vacuum. The release highlights and weaves seven cuts of meticulous meanderings recorded in late 2010 and reduces them into a fluid twenty minute infini-jammer intended for dreamtime. A perplexing reality thoughtfully mirrored through an invisible veil.

1st edition of 50 tapes in smoky shells imprinted w/ silver ink
2nd edition of 50 tapes in icy blue shells imprinted w/ white ink
Art layout/ design by Francesco De Gallo

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