
A Young Vacationer’s Guide to Casino Gardens
If you wanna survive your first night you gotta know some ground rules, dude:
1 Pick a gang
- We got a lot of em here and they dont much like chumps who try to stay neutral
2 Know your turf
- You’ll be eating skateboard for breakfast before you can say “sayonara” if you walk down to valet parking without your Easy Sliders jacket
3 Stay on the prowl
- Gotta have eyes in the back of your dome to get by in the gardens — and if you catch yourself a rival gang member on the prowl you can cash that twerp in for some serious chips
4 Don’t kill a gangbanger on sunday
- Sunday is sacred. That’s when we have battle of the bands. you put down your baseball bat and you pick up a guitar. we win battle of the bands, we get the girls, comprende?
5 Get used to the gardens, dweeb
- You mighta booked a two week trip but youre here till your ticket stops tickin’
BOTR001 - Casino Gardens c24
Casino Gardens c24 is a lush and hazy trip through Bryan Ferrari’s gang infested exotica wasteland. Nonchalantly reminiscent of Grippers Nother Onesers sweet tart soaked ditties and the early warped transmissions from Ducktails fake neon tropicalia. Quintessential listening.
Limited edition of 200 tapes in yellow shells
Art layout/ design by Norm Chambers
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